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Ethan Giannaros Cox

BHS student StuCo organizer Recovering procrastinator Learning Russian (slowly)

Ethan goes to Barcelona High School, where he splits his time between Running Student Council events, staring at Russian grammar, and fighting a heroic but largely losing battle against his own procrastination. He once enquired about Software Engineering bootcamps and hasn't stopped talking about it since. This is his corner of the internet.

01My alleged strengths

Writing

I can string sentences together. Sometimes even good ones.

Spanish

Sé hablar español. Bueno, mas o menos. Estoy aprendiendo.

Business

I took a business class once. Pretty sure I aced it.

02Current obsession

Learning Russian

Потому что почему бы и нет?

Ethan has decided that English, Spanish, and whatever dialect of Gen-Z slang he uses daily are not enough. He is now attempting to conquer the Cyrillic alphabet, one confusing vowel at a time. His current vocabulary includes "yes," "no," "thank you," and three swear words he definitely should not use in class.

Proficiency level:
9%
03StuCo shenanigans

Ethan is an active member of the BHS Student Council, which basically means he helps plan the events that make school bearable. The work is thankless, the pay is non-existent, but somebody has to be in charge of Senior Assassin.

01
Senior SunriseWoke up unreasonably early to watch the sun come up with the senior class. Worth it.
02
Senior AssassinA high-stakes game of tag spanning the entire grade. Ethan is still alive. Barely.
03
Halloween EventOrganized spooky decorations and a costume contest. No clowns were harmed.
04
Movie NightsProjector. Popcorn. Gym floor. Surprisingly not a fire hazard.
04Future plans (subject to change)

Software Engineering / Cyber Security

Or whatever else seems interesting next week

After spending entirely too long watching coding videos on YouTube, Ethan decided to look into Software Engineering and Cyber Security bootcamps at the University of Chicago. He has no idea what he is getting into, but he is excited about it. The plan right now is: finish high school, learn to hack (ethically), build some apps, and maybe retire by 30. Solid plan, right?

Plan confidence: 68% (and dropping every time a new YouTube video distracts him)
05Distraction zone / WIP

Currently distracted by

This section is 73% complete. Just kidding, it's 12%.

🇷🇺Russian grammar
💻Coding videos
📱Doom scrolling
🎮One more game
Productivity level31%
Low battery. Please plug Ethan into a quiet room with no Wi-Fi for optimal charging.
06The incidentals
Internet ArchiveMember in good standing. He downloads things he'll never read.
Claude AIUses it for personal learning and creative projects. Sometimes asks it to write jokes.
ESTA ApplicationPending. US trip imminent. He's very excited about it.
Self-reflection'Easily distracted but learning to stay focused.' We're rooting for you, Ethan.

This site was built with love, caffeine, and at least three unnecessary tangents. If something looks incomplete, it probably is. Ethan is a work in progress - and honestly, aren't we all?

Last updated July 2026 · No cookies were harmed in the making of this site